I think I might have Aspergers

''I think I might have Aspergers'', she tells him,
out of the blue.

''No, you dont'', he says.

''But I do''.

''Are you aware that Aspergers is a form of autism?''

''Yes, and I think I have it. 
I sure have the symptoms''.

''Alright, name a few''.

''Well, for one thing, I'm very clumsy.
 And highly intelligent. #lol#
 And I cant fit in with most people''.

''Ah, poor baby'', he mocks sympathy.
''We should arrange for special classes for you''.
''But listen'', he goes on, 
''there is something wrong with me too''.

'What?''

''I always have a hard on 
and it lasts for hours on end..
''Do you think I might be suffering from priapiasm?''

She burst into laugher.
''Of course not!''

''Well, then, you stop ascribing random symptoms
of imaginary disabilities to you , ok?''

Turns out, no Aspergers excuse for her...