How to Disarm a Little Bitch

She's a cheeky little bitch, that waitress.

Blatantly flirting with him.
Though he is doing nothing to encourage it,
though she sees he's obviously with another woman.

''If any other woman were in your shoes
she'd be either seething with indignation
or making a scene'', he observes
when the waitress goes away.

'' Oh, I don't need to'',
she tells him .
''I'll just pass her by
on my way to the restroom 
and whisper in her ear:
'He's got the hugest you've ever seen,
he lasts the longest you could imagine
and he aint gonna fuck YOU ever!''

They both burst out laughing ,
the entire place echoing their merriment!