A friend gives her Fifty Shades of Gray
to read
in an ebook form
to see for herself what this fuss is all about.
She has high hopes,
she likes reading since she was three
and erotic is her kind of thing.
She cant get even to read half the book,
utterly
totally
uninspiringly
boring...
Then she knows and smiles
and tells him so:
''It's your fault ya know.
You destroyed all erotica books for me.
All shades of grey are doomed to be as boring and grey as their name denotes
compared to the lush of colors
you have painted our lovemaking with...''
Fifty Shades of Boring Grey
or my Real Lover's Rainbow of Love?
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